{"id":326,"date":"2006-06-01T03:20:49","date_gmt":"2006-06-01T06:20:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ezenlaweb.com\/comunidad\/archives\/carinos-cacho"},"modified":"2015-04-21T17:36:16","modified_gmt":"2015-04-21T20:36:16","slug":"carinos-cacho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ezenlaweb.com\/comunidad\/archives\/carinos-cacho","title":{"rendered":"Cari\u00c3\u00b1os Cacho!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/i3.tinypic.com\/11azrtg.jpg\" width=\"296\" height=\"369\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" \/>Resulta que una mujer se va de vacaciones a Mar del Plata, y deja a su marido en Buenos Aires. A mitad de sus vacaciones, se est\u00c3\u00a1 quedando ya sin dinero, y decide que la mejor manera de comunicarse es por telegrama. Va a la sucursal del correo y le manda un texto muy corto (para ahorrar guita) al marido que dice lo siguiente: <strong>PP &#8211; PP &#8211; PP. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ya en Bs. As., el marido va al correo a retirar el telegrama, y el empleado de correos no puede evitar leer el telegrama al pasarselo al buen hombre. El tipo se sienta, lo lee detenidamente, y decide responderle. Para esto, le dicta al empleado su respuesta: <strong>CC &#8211; CC &#8211; CC.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>El pibe del correo no aguanta m\u00c3\u00a1s y le dice: &#8211; Disculpe se\u00c3\u00b1or, la verdad es que me ha dejado anonadado, y ser\u00c3\u00a9 curioso pero, \u00c2\u00bfque le decian en el telegrama que recibi\u00c3\u00b3 y que le respondi\u00c3\u00b3 usted?.- \u00c2\u00a0A lo que el hombre le responde: &#8211; Sencillo pibe, la que me escribe desde Mardel es mi se\u00c3\u00b1ora, y ella me dijo: <strong>P<\/strong>eligro <strong>P<\/strong>osible -\u00c2\u00a0<strong>P<\/strong>oca <strong>P<\/strong>lata -\u00c2\u00a0<strong>P<\/strong>ronto <strong>P<\/strong>uta.\u00c2\u00a0Y yo le respond\u00c3\u00ad:\u00c2\u00a0<strong>C<\/strong>obr\u00c3\u00a1 <strong>C<\/strong>aro &#8211; <strong>C<\/strong>uid\u00c3\u00a1 <strong>C<\/strong>ulo &#8211; <strong>C<\/strong>ari\u00c3\u00b1os <strong>C<\/strong>acho.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/i2.tinypic.com\/11azu4x.gif\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" \/>Juaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! 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