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P\u00c3\u00a1galo vos por favor, que ma\u00c3\u00b1ana te pago.<br \/>\n09. Se me perdi\u00c3\u00b3 tu tel\u00c3\u00a9fono.<br \/>\n10. S\u00c3\u00ad, el coche es m\u00c3\u00ado.<br \/>\n11. Justo estaba pensando en vos.<br \/>\n12. Solo somos amigos.<br \/>\n13. Se cay\u00c3\u00b3 solo y se rompi\u00c3\u00b3.<br \/>\n14. Te estuve llamando, pero me daba ocupado.<br \/>\n15. \u00c2\u00bfAs\u00c3\u00ad que esto es un telo?<br \/>\n16. En cinco minutos llego.<br \/>\n17. Te juro que nunca lo pens\u00c3\u00a9.<br \/>\n18. Pero por favor&#8230;.yo soy una persona decente.<br \/>\n19. Ll\u00c3\u00a1mame en cinco minutos que estoy en una reuni\u00c3\u00b3n.<br \/>\n20. 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