{"id":392,"date":"2006-07-04T05:09:21","date_gmt":"2006-07-04T08:09:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ezenlaweb.com\/comunidad\/?p=392"},"modified":"2015-04-21T17:36:16","modified_gmt":"2015-04-21T20:36:16","slug":"20-mentiras-verdaderas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ezenlaweb.com\/comunidad\/archives\/20-mentiras-verdaderas","title":{"rendered":"20 Mentiras Verdaderas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/i6.tinypic.com\/16lfbc8.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"386\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" \/>01. Este a\u00c3\u00b1o me pongo a estudiar!<br \/>\n02. No, no\u00c2\u00a0te va doler&#8230;<br \/>\n03. Uno m\u00c3\u00a1s y nos vamos.<br \/>\n04. Solo veo reviso si tengo algun mail y me desconecto.<br \/>\n05. Nunca m\u00c3\u00a1s me pongo en pedo.<br \/>\n06. \u00c2\u00bfYo te deb\u00c3\u00ada?&#8230; la verdad no me acordaba.<br \/>\n07.\u00c2\u00a0Pero si yo\u00c2\u00a0pas\u00c3\u00a9 en amarillo.<br \/>\n08. P\u00c3\u00a1galo vos por favor, que ma\u00c3\u00b1ana te pago.<br \/>\n09. Se me perdi\u00c3\u00b3 tu tel\u00c3\u00a9fono.<br \/>\n10. S\u00c3\u00ad, el coche es m\u00c3\u00ado.<br \/>\n11. Justo estaba pensando en vos.<br \/>\n12. Solo somos amigos.<br \/>\n13. Se cay\u00c3\u00b3 solo y se rompi\u00c3\u00b3.<br \/>\n14. Te estuve llamando, pero me daba ocupado.<br \/>\n15. \u00c2\u00bfAs\u00c3\u00ad que esto es un telo?<br \/>\n16. En cinco minutos llego.<br \/>\n17. Te juro que nunca lo pens\u00c3\u00a9.<br \/>\n18. Pero por favor&#8230;.yo soy una persona decente.<br \/>\n19. Ll\u00c3\u00a1mame en cinco minutos que estoy en una reuni\u00c3\u00b3n.<br \/>\n20. Vos dale nom\u00c3\u00a1s, que yo te aviso &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Es verdad que solemos utilizar estas mentiras, as\u00c3\u00ad que hicimos un ranking con las 20 mentiras m\u00c3\u00a1s utilizadas &#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":307,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/ezenlaweb.com\/comunidad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/ezenlaweb.com\/comunidad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/ezenlaweb.com\/comunidad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ezenlaweb.com\/comunidad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/307"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ezenlaweb.com\/comunidad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=392"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/ezenlaweb.com\/comunidad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/ezenlaweb.com\/comunidad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ezenlaweb.com\/comunidad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ezenlaweb.com\/comunidad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}