{"id":580,"date":"2006-11-30T05:10:41","date_gmt":"2006-11-30T08:10:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ezenlaweb.com\/comunidad\/archives\/al-pie"},"modified":"2015-04-21T17:36:16","modified_gmt":"2015-04-21T20:36:16","slug":"al-pie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ezenlaweb.com\/comunidad\/archives\/al-pie","title":{"rendered":"Al pie."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Una mujer va manejando su auto por la ruta. Un hombre viene en sentido contrario.<br \/>\nCuando se cruzan, el hombre baja el vidrio y le grita: \u00c2\u00a1\u00c2\u00a1\u00c2\u00a1VAAAACCCCAAAAA!!!<br \/>\nInmediatamente la mujer le responde: COOOOOORRRNUUUUUUDOOOOOO !!!<br \/>\nCada uno contin\u00c3\u00baa su camino, pero la mujer, que va sonriendo por su respuesta, al doblar en la primera curva, choca contra una vaca que estaba acostada en el medio de la carretera y se hace bosta.<br \/>\nMoraleja de la historia:<strong> Las muy putas nunca entienden lo que les queremos decir&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El chiste inside!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/ezenlaweb.com\/comunidad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/ezenlaweb.com\/comunidad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/ezenlaweb.com\/comunidad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ezenlaweb.com\/comunidad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ezenlaweb.com\/comunidad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=580"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/ezenlaweb.com\/comunidad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/ezenlaweb.com\/comunidad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ezenlaweb.com\/comunidad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ezenlaweb.com\/comunidad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}